Friday, May 30, 2008




Ladybugs love weekends. I do too. Finally!! poor Plumpkers has the sniffles...Popa does too! Somebody is a bigger baby than the other though. haha...and it's not the actual baby.

dadgummit, i'm gonna grow cucumbers this year. I have never had luck growing those things. They can't be that hard to figure out...but I guess I've focused on other things...but this is the Year of th Cucumber. I will have an English Long, oh yes, I will.

I love the way garden hose water smells. I must admit I like the way it tastes too. Not in a chugging way...but rather a appertif sipping way.

i had a dream I was on the Sopranos last night. It had come back on the air and I was a very spunky outspoken woman of some sorts. And the best thing about it was that Tony was a big fan of mine. He even let me sit in his chaise lounge by the pool and nobody else got to sit there.

Hahahahaha...Bridger just tooted!!! She gets so mad when she poots...she looked at her butt in disgust and jumped off the couch. hahahahahaha..... Bing once said " farts never cease to be funny". What a wise old sage I am married to. So true, so true.


Might try to take the colonel out this weekend. It's supposed to be pretty but probaly not.
Iay atehay ashingtonway. That was Pig Latin for all you monoglots.

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest man. Willy Wonka said that. I still pretend to open my candy bars like I was expecting a golden ticket. Grown woman, Iam...yet I do it still. I slowly peel back the shiny silver wrapper, hoping for that beautiful contrast of where gold meets chocolate. I think if I ever stop doing it, i will have turned miserably old and wretched. I like how wretched is two syllables. But ditched isn't. Unless it was in a Shakespearean sonnet...then it would be ditch-ed. Which would be awesome. Whitch-ed.
haha....
no big plans for the weekend. i can't wait for caroline to get a bit more mobile...we are gonna have so mcuh fun. maybe she can show me how to get those stupid cucumbers to grow.
hasta luego......

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