It's mid JULY and the weather finally got summer-y. It is gorgeous outside. And now that buttholes have stopped being turned inside out and scissors are locked safely away......ahhhhhh. I feel like Kid Rock and Martha Stewart all rolled into one. Which actually is not a pretty picture in the physical sense, but in the dogmatic sense....nirvana. The creative domestications of Martha coupled with the stringy haired don't-give-a-crap-except-for-hanging-out- and- having-fun mantra of Mr. Rock. I'm a cow-boy, baybeeeeeee. I'm even thinking of adopting the whole fedora and Addidas velour pantsuit ala Kid. That man knows a thing or two about proper livin'.
Bing and Caroline hung out yesterday while Stumpy went and hung out on the lake with Kim at her resort house. Nice, real nice. I had to promise Bing I wouldn;t get in the water...he said I would catch MRSA and the rest of my stump would fall off. Well, I bold faced lied to him and said I wouldn't get in...even going as far to smuggle ziplocs out the house. It was awesome...floating int the sunshine with my double bagged hand. Ziplocs are awesome.
And yes, I did tell Bing after the fact. ;) He knows what he married into.
Gonna start Plumpkers on veggies today...I bet that little brat woon't like them. I hope she does. She is definitely getting bigger every day but is still SO tiny! I wish her wellness check was sooner that the end of this month. I want the doctor to tell me how great she's doing. ;) I know she is, but I do so love reaffirmation. I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it...people like me.
Oh, and per Sam...here are 7 things about my sweet, sweet Caroline you may or may not have known.
1. She burps like Barney from the Simpsons.
2. Her pinky toes are really long and have very happy exploratory minds of their own.
3. She loves saying her prayers at night...she gets beside her self. Especially when we sing " Amen".
4. She loves doggie kisses.
5. She LOVES Target.
6. She smells like boiled peanuts when she needs a bath.
7. When she is super happy...she sticks out her chin and smiles real big...gumming it up....so we have started calling her "Cheeky Monkey". So cute....it turns Popa into a bag of melted marshmellows every time.
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3 comments:
I think that Ziplock baggies should be sufficient protection always! Isn't our summer glorious. I always miss it dreadfully in the cold rainy dark winters. Now I have just depressed myself!
You are too funny! I love, love, love reading your post.
You always make me laugh! BTW, the Seney's Say needs to be added to the right of your blog. You might as well trash the Seney Report - he's NO GOOD - nothing in over a MONTH - Loser!!
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